Leave Well Enough Alone
Two men were remodeling an old office building when they opened a closet to remove a filing cabinet. To their shock they discovered a skeleton hidden behind the cabinet. Suspecting …
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Spiritual Gifts
Two women were walking down the street when one noticed a compact mirror on the sidewalk. She picked it up and said, “Hmm, this person looks familiar.” The second lady …
Spiritual Gifts Read More Remembering Names
A pastor had trouble remembering the names of his church members, so he developed a technique of glancing at their names, which were printed on the covers of their Bible, …
Remembering Names Read More Nothing Hurts
An older couple woke after a good night’s sleep. The wife says “Don’t touch me.” “Why not?” the husband asks. She answers, “Because I’m dead.” The husband says, “What do …
Nothing Hurts Read More Onion Cores
A man went to a psychiatrist complaining he was unhappy with life. The doctor then informed him that he needed to find his true inner self. He instructed him to …
Onion Cores Read More Praying About Cheesecake
Henry was already having trouble sticking to his diet, when he drove past the bakery and saw a cheesecake in the window. So he prayed, “Lord if you want me …
Praying About Cheesecake Read More Dusting Strategy
Motivational speaker Zig Ziglar has a great idea for dealing with housework. When you get behind on your dusting he suggests you buy some get well cards and spread them …
Dusting Strategy Read More Fear Motivation
A man was walking through a graveyard at midnight when he accidentally fell into a fresh grave prepared for a funeral the next day. After trying unsuccessfully to scale the …
Fear Motivation Read More Executive Exercise Program
One executive described his exercise program this way: Monday: Beat around the bush. Jump to conclusions. Climb the walls. Wade through paperwork. Tuesday: Drag my heels. Make mountains out of …
Executive Exercise Program Read More “I” Problems
A man complained to his Dr. “Doc, every time I drink coffee I get this stabbing pain in my right eye.” The Dr. asked, “Did you ever try taking the …
“I” Problems Read More Facetious Overcleaning
The words “abstemious,” and “facetious” both have all the five vowels in them in order. Here’s 5 facetious tips for cleaning house. Tip 1 If you think ovens are just …
Facetious Overcleaning Read More Lost Chickens
A farmer’s son was heading to town with a crate of chickens when he dropped the crate and the chickens quickly scattered all over the neighborhood. Fearing the wrath of …
Lost Chickens Read More Wife’s Favorite Flower
Bob and his wife were attending a marriage seminar when to the instructor said: “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other. …
Wife’s Favorite Flower Read More Develop a Niche
A man jumped from a plane and his parachute failed to open. About half way down, he saw another man flying upward from the ground and asked, “Do you know …
Develop a Niche Read More Buying Bulk
A lady approached an employee in the produce section of a grocery store and asked that he cut her a half a head of lettuce. As he took her lettuce …
Buying Bulk Read More Teaching Children to Converse
A student helicopter pilot took his first solo flight. All was going well until he reached 2000 feet when suddenly he took a dive and crashed. As the instructor pulled …
Teaching Children to Converse Read More Dead Birds Don’t Fly
Two men were walking down the street when one of them said, “Look. There’s a dead bird.” The other one looked up in the sky and said, “Where, I don’t …
Dead Birds Don’t Fly Read More Birth Pains
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!” “Is this her first child?” the doctor asked. “No!” the man …
Birth Pains Read More Distracting Trinkets
“Ma’am, how did this accident happen?” asked the policeman. “I was driving along when this tree suddenly appeared on the road in front of me” she responded. “I swerved to …
Distracting Trinkets Read More Automatic Pilot
A man boarded a jet and noticed there was no flight crew. Soon a recorded voice came over the loudspeaker saying, “Welcome to our new fully automated aircraft. In order …
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